May 2013
108 posts
awkwardlyobnoxious:
MICHAEL CAME BACK AND I SCREAMED
rhydonmyhardon:
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
rlmjob:
*puts on sexy underwear but accepts the fact that no one will see it*
pokemon: hurts itself in confusion
me: lets out a bellow so deep it is only audible to other whales
sexualbread:
*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend
therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
